So all those friends out there - let me set you straight, this is risky business. Honestly I could talk (or write) about this subject for hours - the bitches never tire and so therefore the blogger doesn't either. And let me tell you: friends, friendship and frenemies are far from normal. Ha just those two words in the same sentence makes me want to ridicule myself!
So are you in a big group of gals (I won't say that word - gals - again, sorry...)?? Are you? Here goes...
There will always be people in a group who are closer to each other and some, especially pairs, break out from the group. It's ironic because pair in this case, lets call them Sadie and Mel (ok ok, I might be getting a little into a personal experience of mine, a titch...oh well screw you; but mostly them (the bitches)...wait, what was I saying?). ANYWAY S&M pair off because they get close. They judge the other members, talking behind their backs until they became full out, down blow, entire cwadoodles (I decided this was a time to break out the made up words)...alliance. They form an unstoppable merge of a united person...literally the two people join and this robot person thing has doubled organs, doubled brains and doubled...well everything. Lets just put that image, that I know is there you dirty people, OUT of our heads. Oh crap I'm so bad at staying on subject - I managed to go from friendships to robot people...get out while you still can people! Ok I'm back on track, when the two people merge (S&M) the members of the other group start to get tighter and tighter till the groups split. Now I get to explain why it's ironic. Basically (trust me this is the truth - I am basically God at this) as the members get closer, the pair start to realise why they were in a group. Some people, a lot of people, need more than one person to console in (I'm like a hot Dr Phil; well you wouldn't know but trust me, I'm hot) and they need their group back. Unfortunately by this time it's too late and the group has officially iced them out for good. The pair get pissed at each other, end up dying alone (maybe an extremity) meanwhile the other members are okay because they're still a group. Am I talking (writing, I did it again) rubbish? This theory is getting very mixed up and I'd be surprised if you're still reading. Woah I'm shutting up...
Conclusion: Um don't get really tight with one girlfriend (yes I mean girl pause friend, keep ya knickers on boys)
Um keep on reading my blog...maybe? Possibling? Not very probably?
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