Judgy

I'm sure there are people in life who are going to judge. Judgy ole people could be the popular ones looking down on you at school, your parents disapproving look that you know off by heart and even complete strangers who give you a funny look on the street, the kind of eyeing you up and down. Lets say checking you out but not in a sweet or perverted way. A way that is pure smugness and honest relief that they don't look like you. I mean sure we all have our bad hair days and a few cobwebs in our closets but flipping heck they don't have to look at us like filth. Filth? WE ARE BETTER THAN  THAT. Sorry my rant got a tad out of control. Can I just mention how great it does feel to judge though? Power and control are star factors. I think everyone needs it sometime especially with the nasty but uncool ones.
Anyway when a friend gets judgy don't back down, ignore her or retreat. But the worst 'judgy' is behin your back. When you have to hear from a loyal friend that a so called person you trust is judging you behind your back?! Hell to the no. You stand there and say "What the hell gave you the right to judge me?" Look at yourself, man!

So on a quieter note I assume these experiences are just for me...because I'm crazy. BYE.

FRIENDS

So all those friends out there - let me set you straight, this is risky business. Honestly I could talk (or write) about this subject for hours - the bitches never tire and so therefore the blogger doesn't either. And let me tell you: friends, friendship and frenemies are far from normal. Ha just those two words in the same sentence makes me want to ridicule myself!
So are you in a big group of gals (I won't say that word - gals - again, sorry...)?? Are you? Here goes...
There will always be people in a group who are closer to each other and some, especially pairs, break out from the group. It's ironic because pair in this case, lets call them Sadie and Mel (ok ok, I might be getting a little into a personal experience of mine, a titch...oh well screw you; but mostly them (the bitches)...wait, what was I saying?). ANYWAY S&M pair off because they get close. They judge the other members, talking behind their backs until they became full out, down blow, entire cwadoodles (I decided this was a time to break out the made up words)...alliance. They form an unstoppable merge of a united person...literally the two people join and this robot person thing has doubled organs, doubled brains and doubled...well everything. Lets just put that image, that I know is there you dirty people, OUT of our heads. Oh crap I'm so bad at staying on subject - I managed to go from friendships to robot people...get out while you still can people! Ok I'm back on track, when the two people merge (S&M) the members of the other group start to get tighter and tighter till the groups split. Now I get to explain why it's ironic. Basically (trust me this is the truth - I am basically God at this) as the members get closer, the pair start to realise why they were in a group. Some people, a lot of people, need more than one person to console in (I'm like a hot Dr Phil; well you wouldn't know but trust me, I'm hot) and they need their group back. Unfortunately by this time it's too late and the group has officially iced them out for good. The pair get pissed at each other, end up dying alone (maybe an extremity) meanwhile the other members are okay because they're still a group. Am I talking (writing, I did it again) rubbish? This theory is getting very mixed up and I'd be surprised if you're still reading. Woah I'm shutting up...

Conclusion: Um don't get really tight with one girlfriend (yes I mean girl pause friend, keep ya knickers on boys)

Um keep on reading my blog...maybe? Possibling? Not very probably?

Hi:)

Ok so are you one of those people that find it hard to fit in? Ha, don't worry, you can join the ginormous club. Lets face it even if you have mates and aren't a complete loner, sometimes it's so hard to understand why the hell people act their ways. No, don't worry I'm not about to get really deep, just basically saying hi to my blog. Honestly, I have no idea if I'm going to keep up with the subject but ya know 'go with the flow' as all you high school musical fans will agree. (I regret that, very sorry for bringing up HSM, trust me won't happen again. Eek this blog stuff is hard.) Well back to the subject um hi and I'd love to hear what you think about my blog.